The flexible moose
Once upon a time there was a moose named Mallory.
Mallory had only one pair of shoes, one pair of pants and one shirt. He was very very flexible and one day he joined a yoga class at Level 1. But he was so flexible that his yoga teacher decided to put him in Level 20 right away.
He continued practising for yoga for one year but with all the stretching, his clothes started to tear and he was left with nothing to wear and he stopped going anywhere.
The end.
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